Sunday, November 19, 2006
:D

Reading week starts on Monday and I know everyone will be out there mugging their butts off.

So let me share with you two really ultimate slenger to the max stories to brighten up your day!

Story #1

So my mum was telling me how her company has installed this firewall thing which blocks their access to youtube. So now everyone in her office cannot watch videos on youtube anymore..

Mum: Eh then you know the other time I went to your blog.. Then I'm like. EH! Why all white?!?! OMG I thought my company block MY COLOUR also!!!

Uhhh. Wokay. I didn't know colour could be blocked, mumz.

Story #2

So we were in German class, our last german lesson for the semester. I apologise, I should have told this story days ago, but it slipped my mind.

So anyway yeah, we were in German class and suddenly this beeping siren-like alarm reverberated throughout the class. Naturally we looked around to see where the sound was coming from.

Me: The sound's coming from the back!

The people at the back quickly checked their bags, and no one took ownership of the sound.

Baba: No ah, I think the sounds coming more from the front! Ahmad I think its yours!! Quick check!

So the boy rummaged through his bag, got hold of his handphone.

Ahmad: Its NOT my handphone!

Baba: Well maybe its from your bag!

So the poor boy rummaged through his bag again.

Ahmad: What? Did I bring an alarm clock to school today?

The class laughed.

The alarm stopped.

Frau Verry continued with lessons.

A while later, the alarm sounded again!! I mean, come ON!!! This mysterious alarm has GOT to belong to someone, right?

Baba: TSK!!! Who's is that again!?!?!

All look around again.

Me: Its from the back of the class la I think!

All frantically look around again. Until..

Baba: OH MY GOD!!! ITS MINE!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH!

Mmhmm.