Friday, September 24, 2004
// The mat

Oh man! I can finally blog! My computer (or rather Blogger's WYSIWYG editor) conked up. Hehe. Yeah, yeah, blame it on blogger. I got back my chem pract today. Woohoo. I didn't screw up that badly on the QA part after all. It was the kinetics question that killed the entire chemistry cohort.

The question wasn't clear. (So its not my fault, nor yours, neither is it yours, sir.) Its Cambridge's fault. Oh well, you see, teachers in SAJC aren't exactly the most hardworking. The kinetics question was a 1985 A level question.

Haha. Wierd how the students always blame the paper instead of their lack of knowledge on that subject.

Oh oh oh oh. Muthiah told me this joke yesterday. (you need to understand Malay to get the joke)

So there was this man with a whole brain. He was rowing a boat whilst singing,
"Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream,
if you see a crocodile,
don't forget to scream"
And God decided that his man was too smart. So God removed half his brain. His song became,
"Row...row...row..your..boat...."
Still too smart, so God had another half of his brain removed. His song became,
"row.......row...............roww......."
Oh, this man was farrr too smart. So God had all of his brain removed. His song became,
"Dayong sampan..."

(get it, get it?) The guy became a mat lahhhhh.. Muthiah was surprised I didn't bash him up after he told me the joke.