Saturday, April 16, 2005
Great day, isn't it?
Time to wake up and smell some roses. Sure smells sweet. I had one of the most perfect days in my life today. Well, it was a perfect start, at least. Lovely, lovely.***
So there were these four final year students, en route to completing their Masters, who spent the whole night partying, boozing till the wee hours. Suffering from their hangovers and whatnot, they didn't study for their test the next day.
They had to come up with a plan fast. So all four of them smeared themselves with dirt and grease and approached their professor. They told him that they were at a wedding the night before and midway back to the hostel, their car tyre burst, thus they had to push the car back, all through the night and could not take the test.
The professor bought their story and told the guys that they could sit for the test 3 days later.
Feeling incredibly proud of themselves, the guys returned to their hostels and studied pretty darn hard for the test.
3 Days later, they appeared for the test. The professor told them that they had to take the test in separate rooms. They were not worried since they were all intelligent and had studied real hard for the test. The test had two questions, with a total of 100 marks.
1) your name: [2m]
2)which tyre burst [98m]
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-published at 2:29 PM.
