Sunday, September 11, 2005
Singapore's Dumbest Criminal

Well, this entry is inspired by a show I watched once when I was on holiday in the States. The show was called "America's Dumbest Criminals" and I think Singaporean criminals are no different. Well, some of them.

I mean, it takes a serious lack of something -- to commit a murder, meticulously cleaning the disembodied parts, ensuring no prints are left behind, and instead of dumping it in a foresty area, you dump it in of all places -- ORCHARD FREAKING ROAD.

Well, DUH!

Well, maybe the killer got a tad bit smarter when she/he dumped it at MacRitchie, but still, there are people there!

The last time I checked, when someone commits a murder, he/she tries to remain as far away as they can from the authorities. I don't think that means dumping body parts in the most happening part of Singapore, immediately alerting the authorities! Why couldn't the murderer have dumped it at the rubbish dump or something?

And well, after all the hard work of cleaning the body, you put it in a bag, which I guess you forgot to remove the label which has your name AND address.

Geniuses, we have here. Total geniuses.

Well, I am not encouraging crime here, but duh, I don't think it takes much brains to ensure no one knows whodunnit, right?

Start off by not dumping the deceased in a place like Orchard Road.

Well, well, well. So much for Singapore being a safe place, when every other week or month we have body parts popping up here and there, islandwide. Sigh.