Tuesday, June 13, 2006
World Cup rules for girls.

From here

Its too cute. But walao! Girls should watch the worldcup also what! Its like those crappy soap operas what, only less crappy and more exciting, and 22 MEN! Why don't girls like to watch soccer?!

World cup matches are like soap operas because when you least expect it, there's a twist in the game and the tables are turned. Its true what! Japan was leading for at least an hour, with one goal and wow wow wowwwwww, the last 8 minutes Australia decides to step it up and delivers 3 goals (much to my dad's dismay). Great stuff.

So anyway, here are my favourite World cup rules for girls:

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game - as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years".

I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

[And I LOVE how it's signed off]

Thank you for your co-operation.

Regards,
Men of the World

MEN OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! hahhaha.

Well anyway, I'm bored to death at home now. Lets not talk about it. Although I'm SURE Shah and Syaban have lots to say.