Monday, December 27, 2004
// Someone famous

I was out with my sister today, walking, minding OUR own damn business when ONE guy approached us.

THAT guy: Hi! Excuse me, do you speak English?

Us:-silence- -looks away, trying to avoid eye contact- (maybe he's trying to sell something)

THAT guy: Oh anyway, -shoves a piece of laminated newspaper article in our faces- I'M ACTUALLY A VERY FAMOUS PERSON IN SINGAPORE...

me & my sis: (riiiiiiiigghhtt..I'm sure. Then please explain why we've never seen you before?) -wave hand vigourously like swatting an annoying fly-

And we walked away bursting out in laughter.

People nowadays. -shakes head-