Thursday, April 28, 2005
Listened to Perfect 10 lately?

No way, man. All Requests Live's Justin Ang had a report of this supposedly recent whore college set up in San Fran. NO WAY. Like NO FRICKIN WAY. Its just wrong!

Get a hold of this: There's even scholarships to get you into this college. You'll supposedly graduate with a degree in, what, prostituition?!

WHAT DO THEY TEACH IN THIS WORLD?!

I didn't want to believe my ears, but hey, I googled it up and voila! I found the college's website. Seriously man, its sickkk. Those with curious minds, don't worry, the website doesn't contain anything not suitable for work, or NSFW, as they say it. It just documents the different modules the students will learn. MODULES?! LEARN?! OH MY GOODNESS. I don't know how many times I'm contradicting myself or being really ironic. Whats so educational about learning to be a prostitute?!

No wayyy. And the fees are like US$40? Sickkk la. I really thought Justin Ang was kidding. I am not even going to link the site. Because it is really sick?! I am suffering from violent convulsions right now. That is one college I don't think anyone I know applied for.

And Oh, they also have a dean! Like what?? The head mamasan? Gosh, this IS a sick world.

Really. NO WAY.