Saturday, December 17, 2005
wrong wrong wrong

My body is objecting very violently to God knows what.

Why body? What have I done wrong? I've treated you well, both overseas and back home. I've even done your favourite form of exercise-- shopping. I've fed you well and I've brought you to meet all the people you love.

So why are you rejecting all the food I put in? What's that I hear? You want chocolate? You can't have chocolate you twerp. Didn't you hear the doctor? He said no milk. Which also means no nescafe 3-in-1 and no Milo. Which means you have to make do with tea okay. I'm liking it fine, so its time you like it too! Yes I know, we're both missing ice cream. But I can wait so you should too!

So body, I'm sick of you being sick so now you play by my rules. Quickly disgest all the medication I put into you, or else I'm going to start swimming and running again. To make matters worse, I'll even start studying. No you like that, don't you? You lifeless nerd. So you better get well soon. And yes, that's a threat.